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Power Brick

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The world's lightest power bank that somehow weighs negative grams

$199
Weight: -0.5 oz

Key Features

  • ✓ Negative weight actually makes your pack lighter
  • ✓ 10,000mAh capacity in a brick the size of a grain of rice
  • ✓ Charges via ambient electromagnetic fields
  • ✓ May cause temporal paradoxes when fully charged
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Power Brick

Defying the laws of physics, our Power Brick actually reduces the weight of your pack while providing unlimited charging power through revolutionary anti-matter technology.

Technical Specifications

  • Weight: -0.5 oz (-14g)
  • Capacity: 10,000mAh
  • Dimensions: 0.5” x 0.3” x 0.1”
  • Input: Ambient electromagnetic radiation
  • Output: 2x USB-C, 1x wireless charging pad

What’s Included

  • 1x Power Brick (handle with anti-gravity gloves)
  • 1x Containment field generator
  • 1x Physics professor’s resignation letter
  • 1x Time-space continuum warranty

Warning: May cause local gravitational anomalies. Not recommended for use near black holes or physics conferences.