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Projector Pants (Ultralight Edition)

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Pocket cinema for people who think ambience should weigh nothing.

$499
Weight: 1.2 oz

Key Features

  • Projects maps, beta, or movies from your pocket onto any pale surface
  • Auto-keystone for boulders, tarps, and not-quite-flat tent walls
  • Gait-powered microgenerator buffers enough juice for short loops
  • Low-glare ‘embers’ mode for campsite courtesy and late reads
  • Pairs with cup/mug as an acoustic resonator—surprisingly decent dialog
  • Doubles as a reflective signal panel and emergency area light
  • Comes with a small sticker that weighs less than your pride
  • Shave 0.2 oz by leaving your dignity at home (weight not verified)

When the campfire ban hits or the wind won’t cooperate, roll film anyway. Projector Pants turns any flat-ish rock into a 1–2 person screen so you can share route overlays, weather frames, or a 90‑minute documentary about grams—quietly and without smoke.

Technical Specifications

  • Weight: 1.2 oz (34 g) device-only
  • Brightness: ~80 ANSI lumens (peak), ~35 lumens in ‘embers’ mode
  • Power: Gait dynamo + ultra-cap buffer (≈3–5 Wh usable), USB‑C trickle optional
  • Throw: 0.3–2.0 m optimal; auto-keystone ±18°
  • Focus: Fixed wide; depth-of-field favors 0.6–1.2 m
  • Audio: Piezo driver optimized for mug/cup resonance

Field Notes / Pro Tips

  • A light-colored pot lid makes a tight little screen in wind.
  • Face the projection slightly off-axis to avoid drawing bugs to your face.
  • Download topo tiles and clip short loops; continuous 12‑min loops recharge well while walking.

What’s Included

  • Projector unit
  • Short USB‑C cable (for civilized handoffs at huts)
  • Two elastic keepers for belt or pack strap mounting
  • One extremely light sticker

Note: Energy capture from walking varies with terrain, stride, and enthusiasm. Movies longer than your patience may require USB assistance.