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Sunscreen Glue

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Revolutionary adhesive sunscreen that sticks to your skin for weeks

$45
Weight: 0.8 oz

Key Features

  • ✓ SPF 50+ protection that won't wash off
  • ✓ Waterproof, sweatproof, and existential-crisis-proof
  • ✓ Applies with included micro-brush
  • ✓ Lasts longer than most relationships
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Sunscreen Glue

Finally, a sunscreen that understands commitment. Our proprietary formula bonds with your skin at the molecular level, providing sun protection that outlasts your hiking trip.

Technical Specifications

  • Weight: 0.8 oz (23g)
  • SPF: 50+
  • Coverage: Face and neck (approximately 47 applications)
  • Removal: Professional grade acetone recommended

What’s Included

  • 1x Tube of sunscreen glue
  • 1x Precision applicator brush
  • 1x Emergency removal kit
  • 1x Liability waiver

Warning: May cause temporary or permanent adhesion to skin. Not recommended for people who enjoy showering.